Haiku #1
Sugar rush,
Caffeinated joy;
The hand shakes.

Haiku #2
Buzzing brain,
You never saw that
Jolt coming.

Haiku #3
Liquid stream
Of stimulant rush
Fry your head

Haiku #4
Fizzy brown liquid
Yet so unlike the others
All the sugar, more caffeine.

Haiku #5
Acrid cola sting
Swift as a sweet scorpion
Tangled on my tongue

Haiku #6
Red-black can has been emptied
Stomach demands more
Brain unable to comply

Haiku #7
Lightening bolt from the sky
Trapped in a bottle
Shake it for extra good luck

Haiku #8
I lament my lack of Jolt
Lost in the desert
Liquid energy is good

Haiku #9
Meditate on buzz
Jolt-filled caffiends in a trance
Burp and stare at can

Haiku #10
Cola bean chaos
Mandelbrot bolt emerges
I hallucinate

Haiku #11
Typing code for hours
I arise as a phoenix
Out of a Jolt can

Haiku #12
Liquid anarchy
In a black red yellow blur
Can't hold bottle still

Haiku #13
Skittles are gone : cry!
If the Jolt runs out : die!
Flee to corner store

Haiku #14
Madman stands with gun
"Don't touch my Jolt Cola!"
I just laugh and reach

Haiku #15
Memories of Jolt
And the long nights studying
My teeth start to ache

Haiku #16
Others may now have
Herbs and even more caffeine
Jolt has character.

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