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Turkey Stuffings Bad Things To Stuff A Turkey (or Goose) With (This evolved out of a really stupid conversation.)
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1. Liquorice allsorts - This is the worst thing I can think of.
2. Dry cat food - It puffs up when add moisture and heat it.
3. Macaroni and cheese - This adds real class. Imagine your guests faces' as you open it up.
4. Beans on toast - Hey, this might acutally taste good.
5. Cake batter - Angel food, chocolate, it doesn't matter. A meal and desert all in one.
6. Mars Bars - Gooey goodness in a crispy, meaty shell.
7. Hot Dogs - Yes, stuff entire hot dogs into the turkey, bun, catsup, and all.
8. Marshmallows - It'll look really neat if it doesn't catch on fire.
9. Curried Lentils - Just plop some of this stuffing out if a vegetarian complains.
10. Lucky Charms - A magically delicious cereal stuffing. Pour milk in the stuffed bird just before presenting.
11. Wine Gums - Very festive, all colorful and stupid.
12. Styrofoam peanuts - They'll help keep it warm while it sits on the table.
13. Pastrami and pickles - Make your holiday meal go deli style.
14. Ramen Noodle Soup - Show your international flair.
15. Sawdust - Sawdust is always a good thing to stuff anything with.
16. Chips - Just stuff it full of "french fries" and ketchup.
17. Strawberry Jam - A heavenly scent and just when you cut in *MASSACRE* red jelly everywhere.
18. Crackers - Because you could have fun shoving a lot inside.
19. Bird Seed - Kind of a symbolic offering to the dead bird's spirit.
20. Jawbreakers - They'll make the meal last longer and keep people shut up.
21. Popcorn - Just like the Pilgrims and cinema ushers used to make it!
22. A Smaller Turkey - Wouldn't that be a big surprise?
