Chocolate Hotdog Cake

Take one package of chocolate cake mix (does it really matter which brand?) and proceed to mix up in the normal fashion.

Leave cake batter in bowl. Take 2-4 hotdogs (make sure they're veggie dogs if anyone is vegan) and proceed to slice in nice little circles. Stir chopped hotdog into the cake batter.

Add 2 teaspoons of pickle relish into the batter and mix well. Proceed to bake cake in normal fashion (you know, with a pan in the oven and stuff, right?)

Make the frosting (or buy it from the store) next. The frosting should be chocolate so the teaspoon of ketchup you put in it has it's colour diguised. Remember to let the cake cool before you frost it. Serve to anyone you feel might deserve a chocolate hotdog cake.

Curry Angel Food Cake

Take one package of plain angel food cake mix (does it really matter which brand?) and proceed to mix up in the normal fashion.

Add 2 tsp. turmeric, 1 tsp. ground cumin, 1 tsp. ginger, 1/2 tsp. garlic powder, and 1/2 tsp. coriander to the cake batter. Mix well. Don't be surprised if it all turns bright yellow.

Make the frosting (or buy it from the store) next. Blend 1 jar of mango chutney to frosting. Proceed to frost cake. Sprinkle top with crushed poppadoms and fried onions. Serve to insane curry lover.

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