Oh, it's you. Grieving Grape. Or Grumpy Grape. Whatever. What a pathetic purple existence. It's so dark and deep and gloomy. People pay more attention to the others than you. In fact, they can hardly even see you. They don't even care. Purple used to be the colour of royalty. Now it's just the colour of juice that no one wants to buy because it just stains the carpet when it's spilt and that's always. And who would want to be royalty nowdays, such a sorry lot of losers. Pathetic, putrid, pustulent purple. Oh, nobody's listening anyway.....

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